C. S. Inman ([info]csinman) wrote,
@ 2009-02-04 11:01:00
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If I was a quirky rich person...
I would have one of these on most of my doors, and I would also have this toilet and this sink.

If you were a quirky rich person, what whimsical items would you own?


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[info]blackaire
2009-02-04 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I don't think they make whimsical death rays but it's a nice thought.

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[info]minnaloushe
2009-02-04 11:34 pm UTC (link)
A garden full of David Goode sculptures.

I'm sure I'll think of more things, that's just what immediately popped into my mind.

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[info]minnaloushe
2009-02-04 11:41 pm UTC (link)
I'd have whoever made this amazing frog make me several toads in the same manner, in different positions.

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[info]awriter
2009-02-05 12:17 am UTC (link)
Oh, wow. I want a sink aquarium. :D

I would live here.

And somehow I would have bookshelf steps installed.

I would dearly love a shark chair.

I would also hang an autumn chandelier in my bedroom.

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[info]csinman
2009-02-05 12:30 am UTC (link)
That shark chair is something you can make. >:) I think we should make one. As of this second, we're collecting stuffed... Well, hey, maybe we should just make it a fish chair. That'll be quicker, haha!

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[info]awriter
2009-02-05 12:39 am UTC (link)
Ooh! Ooh! Or a reef chair! We could add seahorses and octopi and shrimp and all kindsa stuff.

Does this mean we get to go to Seattle and see the aquarium? Can we buy the whole gift shop? Canwehuhcanwehuh?

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[info]redtidegirl
2009-02-05 12:37 am UTC (link)
Dude, if I were rich and I should note, I AM quirky...

I'd have THIS in my bathroom. :D

http://www.amazon.com/Rivers-Edge-Toilet-Seat-Fishing/dp/B000I5KT8U

Altho I'd prefer salmon lures (dick nites) cuz I don't fly fish. But it's still along the genre...

And I WANT that door lock hahaha!

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[info]xevv
2009-02-05 05:36 am UTC (link)
I think I'm going to have to take after Micheal Jackson and have a giant 50 ft. tall robot of myself built, only instead of the arizona desert, my robot will terrorize mormon communities in california.

Also, I want Grigori Rasputin's pickled penis in a jar on my desk, and all future employees to address their complaints about the management to it.

I will also own a harem of several attractive male celebrities, who will do my dishes with a soapy cloth wrapped around their genitals, and will be forced to be in character at all times.

I will buy the human rights of my last ex boyfriend and keep him in a cupboard next to my tumblers and plates, and every three days I will open the cupboard up and punch him in the face before throwing the bolt again and sitting down to my daily breakfast of cereal and oral sex.

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[info]fromthepigpen
2009-02-05 11:52 pm UTC (link)
OMG! Best toilet EVAR! Do you have to be rich to get this? Can't we just stick with (wannabe) quirky?

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[info]csinman
2009-02-06 09:21 am UTC (link)
Dude, if any of us can even barely afford this toilet, we should DEFINITELY get it, rich or not!

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