Inman ([info]csinman) wrote,

Crossdressing Ninja in Pom(egranate) Tree

These are from our entry for [info]jaylake's contest for the release of Green, which will be funnier if you look at the book's cover. (Pomegranates are out of season.)

[info]kehrli had the idea (and bought Pom).
[info]criada scouted the location (and bought Pom).
[info]kaerfel provided supplies (and bought Pom).
And [info]csinman dressed in drag and dangled by his bare feet from a tree (and also bought Pom).



Tags: amusement, photos: miscellany, we heart jay lake

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[info]calendula_witch

June 11 2009, 04:30:06 UTC 2 years ago

These are SO AWESOMELY AWESOME I CANNOT STAND IT!!!! COVERED IN AWESOMENESS! WITH AWESOME-POM JUICE ON TOP!!!!

Even if you don't have six toes. ;-)

[info]jaylake

June 11 2009, 04:31:48 UTC 2 years ago

Hey! Who has six toes!?

[info]criada

2 years ago

[info]csinman

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[info]kehrli

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[info]csinman

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[info]csinman

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[info]karenjunker

June 11 2009, 04:31:07 UTC 2 years ago

The lengths to which you all will go for your art is staggering. I am in awe...

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 04:39:40 UTC 2 years ago

That's even more incentive to get a novel out, Karen, so we can do silly stunts to mock/emulate/revere your cover art!

[info]anghara

June 11 2009, 04:58:00 UTC 2 years ago

You guys, you're... something. [giggling]

I'm not sure WHAT, but something, Definitely something.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 07:04:03 UTC 2 years ago

I'll tell you what we were... we were totally shown up by the other photographer/model operation going on in Elizabeth Park. There was some kind of quite accomplished acrobat in a cute stripey outfit doing all kinds of amazing tricks on some scarves. Her bones must have been made of Swedish fish, or perhaps she was half eel. It was amazing!

[info]bjcooper

June 11 2009, 05:04:28 UTC 2 years ago

Woot!

And a cute green queen you are, too! Lovely!

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 07:01:52 UTC 2 years ago

Re: Woot!

Hehe, thank you!

[info]lisamantchev

June 11 2009, 05:53:06 UTC 2 years ago

Ow. OWWW. The awesome.... it huuuuuurts me.

(And--by golly--I'd better see you with blue hair and a corset in July. *G*)

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 06:15:08 UTC 2 years ago

Do you want Bertie with or without a five o'clock shadow?

[info]neutronjockey

June 11 2009, 05:55:49 UTC 2 years ago

When I first saw you in person... I remarked to the person sitting next to me, "Total anime character, but like, in real life."

My comment stands the test of time.

You are my hero, even in drag.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 07:01:30 UTC 2 years ago

Jeff, I have to preface this by swearing that I'm notorious for my sieve-like memory, but I was pretty sure I still hadn't met you. When were we in the same place at the same time?

[info]csinman

2 years ago

[info]jaylake

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[info]csinman

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[info]stillsostrange

June 11 2009, 06:15:01 UTC 2 years ago

...

That is hot.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 06:59:56 UTC 2 years ago

Why, thank you. That's certainly incentive to do it more often...

[info]blackaire

June 11 2009, 06:51:48 UTC 2 years ago

I really needed to see this after the day I've had. :D

Thank you...I think.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 06:55:10 UTC 2 years ago

I'm glad it helped!

[info]mroctober

June 11 2009, 10:23:44 UTC 2 years ago

Sheesh, you're um... crotch looks quite... ummm... full.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 15:25:15 UTC 2 years ago

MY EYES ARE UP HERE

[info]mroctober

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[info]jaylake

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[info]csinman

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[info]renatus

June 11 2009, 10:47:02 UTC 2 years ago

Cutest damn crossdressing ninja ever.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 16:44:25 UTC 2 years ago

Do you think I can qualify for Guinness to make it official?

[info]renatus

2 years ago

[info]buymeaclue

June 11 2009, 11:06:32 UTC 2 years ago

dangled by his bare feet from a tree

Those are knees, not feet! And now I'm disappointed. I was looking forward to some prehensile toes.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 15:28:15 UTC 2 years ago

If I get anything prehensile, I want it to be a tail!

Also, my feet argue with you. They say they were definitely the point of my body which my weight was hanging from, especially the scraped up left foot. I told them they couldn't have done it without my knees being bent over the limbs, but they're self-centered.

[info]xevv

June 11 2009, 11:38:15 UTC 2 years ago

Screaming Hot delivered as only a San can.

[info]kenscholes

June 11 2009, 14:23:54 UTC 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Off now to change my shorts.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 15:43:39 UTC 2 years ago

I hope you don't plan on washing the money out, Scholes. Do you have any idea what signed, fluid-soaked articles of your clothing are going to bring on the fannish black market in the next few years? I personally witnessed a certain other popular fantasy author's tie-dyed socks bringing in scads of cash at a charity auction.

[info]jennawaterford

June 11 2009, 14:29:47 UTC 2 years ago

This is fantastic. The attention to non-terminal-digit-related detail is crazy impressive.

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 15:47:52 UTC 2 years ago

Thank you! We were actually going by the cover alone--if I'd known she had extra toes we would have done something about that, too.

[info]mdhenry

June 11 2009, 15:02:27 UTC 2 years ago

You are so Emerald. Fantastic!

[info]leahbobet

June 11 2009, 15:30:21 UTC 2 years ago

...you guys are totally nuts. :)

(And I say that with all appropriate amounts of respect and glee and loff.)

[info]csinman

June 11 2009, 15:46:13 UTC 2 years ago

This one was certainly more elaborate than the Mainspring zeppelin.

I'm pretty sure I'll make the news with my screaming, inside-out-organs death when [info]blackaire has a cover with someone battling a demon, and we decide it's a good idea to conjure one for the photoshoot.

[info]lex_of_green

June 11 2009, 17:39:52 UTC 2 years ago

Not only are these pictures totally awesome, they also make me want to run out and buy the book.

Also also I thought about drinking pom for a few seconds, but then I decided I'd rather have tea.

[info]jaylake

June 11 2009, 19:19:56 UTC 2 years ago

they also make me want to run out and buy the book.

Win!!!

[info]mkhobson

June 11 2009, 17:53:36 UTC 2 years ago

OK, where do I vote? You totally deserve to win, and I haven't even seen the other entries!

[info]mcjulie

June 11 2009, 18:13:43 UTC 2 years ago

Totally fabulous. You should wear that wig all the time.

[info]zeldyn

June 11 2009, 18:16:56 UTC 2 years ago

Please tell me some passerby saw you doing this! :D

[info]cscole

June 11 2009, 18:24:10 UTC 2 years ago

Please tell us some passersby asked about you doing this! :D

[info]criada

June 11 2009, 18:43:28 UTC 2 years ago

Ironically, there was a real acrobat girl dangling from the next tree over. For real.

[info]cherrycrusrgirl

June 13 2009, 03:57:22 UTC 2 years ago

The girls knew that you were a ninja before even getting a chance for me to scroll up to the heading.
Would this book be age appropriate for the girls? just asking.
Also I would love some gorgeous green hair! curse you and your boyish ways making my heart all gleefull I hope you are happy with yourself.

[info]pussinboots

June 13 2009, 06:09:01 UTC 2 years ago

I haven't read it, but I don't think so--I think the main character is a courtesan. XD

He has a great book called Rocket Science that, if memory serves me correctly, would be age appropriate, and would probably be you-and-Bill appropriate too, because it's hilarious. But I haven't read it in about three years, so you should check it first.
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