February 11th, 2008

Reader's Digest Condensed versions of books I haven't read..

I'm feeling grouchy that I cannot have my pre-ordered books from Amazon right this very second. So I decided to write them myself so I can enjoy them now. These would probably be more accurate if I knew anything about the books besides that they have pretty covers and authors who are hoping they never meet me at a book signing. (Except blackaire, who has already been tortured by my odor in person twice and has probably built up a tolerance.)

Here are the condensed books.

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You know how you know I'm a big queer? Every one of those stories involved the participants randomly bursting into song. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to the Cats soundtrack and look at the month and date every few minutes, in case it's changed and I suddenly can haz book.