March 10th, 2008


I need quotes about me for the redesign of my website. I invite you to review me in 100 words or less.

Flattering praise of my charm, intelligence, and poise (or other truthful statements) are much less likely to make it onto the webpage. I prefer you to sound terrified, annoyed, or enraged. Bonus points for lying your ass off. It doesn't have to be PG-13, but I reserve the right to warp it into something suitable if you're obscene.

I don't know how many I'll get to use, but there's no limit on how many you can chuck at me. Volunteer your amusing opinions below!