September 3rd, 2008

This just in: Gay IS contagious, and I gave it to my aquarium!

The male guppy (1 inch omnivore) is trying to propose, ahem, relations to the male killifish (3+inch carnivore).

I guess getting your head bitten off in one quick chomp is a cleaner end than getting bashed in an alley by some guys in John Deere T-shirts, but I still don't think it's worth the risk. That guppy should hit on someone more obviously receptive to his advances. (I know he takes up the whole 10% of this particular aquarium, but perhaps he could try Craigslist.)

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