November 16th, 2008

Woe is me!

A purple onion attacked my eyes, and I had to flee the kitchen, abandoning my two half-finished sandwiches! Even now they are at the mercy of brave, foolhardy cats who might venture onto the counter and indulge themselves in the mayonnaise slathered on my forsaken bread slices.

...But seriously, I've never before been blinded so badly by a vegetable.

ETA: In case you were curious, this is why onions are among the most aggressive and dangerous of garden yummies.
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